Rx
PUMPFUN FORMULA
The secret sauce of every degen's portfolio
INGREDIENTS:
  • 1 part Jeet Tears
  • 2 parts Exit Liquidity
  • 5 parts Hopium Concentrate
  • A sprinkle of Rug-Resistant Copium™
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FORMULA GENERATOR

🧪 PRESCRIPTION #RX- 🧪
Base:
Catalyst:
Solvent:
Dosage:
Expire date: When token goes to zero
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SIDE EFFECTS

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Chart Addiction
Uncontrollable urge to check price every 5 minutes even in social settings.
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Telegram Psychosis
Believing anonymous group admins have your financial interests at heart.
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Buy The Dip Syndrome
Inability to recognize when something is actually going to zero.
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Lambomyopia
Tendency to imagine luxury vehicles in your near future despite all evidence.
👥 ACTIVE DEGENS CURRENTLY OVERDOSED
3,742
*Numbers completely fabricated for maximum psychological effect
⚡ FOMO Level: EXTREME
🚀 Moon Trajectory: IMMINENT
WARNING:
Side effects include uncontrollable FOMO, sudden chart addiction, and hallucinations of financial freedom.
DOCTOR'S SIGNATURE
Dr. Satoshi
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Investing in meme coins is like trying to catch a falling knife while blindfolded. Not financial advice.
🧪 SECRET PRESCRIPTION 🧪
The true $FORMULA secret ingredient is accepting that nobody knows anything about crypto markets, and we're all just here for the ride.
This easter egg has a 60% chance of making you smile, 40% chance of making you question your life choices.
Trust level: Source: Trust me bro
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